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#alex ebert
I’m Wonder Woman. No I’m a ballerina. I’m a Thor ballerina. I’m Ashley Clements flying to the rescue.

my 5-year-old while playing on the swings (via supremeruleroftheinternet)

This is the single greatest thing that has ever happened to me.

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bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian


this is never not funny

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#I have no words
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